Ok, i haven’t posted in a while, sorry.

But, don’t cry just yet because I’ve compiled a list of the worst gaming slogans ever!

Boost it to find out just how bad they really are

10. “Play it Loud” – Gameboy, Nintendo
Brought in to advertise the new colours of gameboy. i didn’t think the sound on that system was the best, and i don’t think “loud” colours sell well, i mean like wheres my lime DS?

9. “Get N or get out” – N64, Nintendo
Seriousy, just because the word “in” has the letter “n” in it, and so does “N64″ doesnt mean you makea crappy slogan out of it.

8. “PSP. Hells yeah” – PSP, Sony
What kinda slogan is that? sounds like something a sony fanboy might say when faced with a Nintendo fanboy. See number 4 for the response.

7. “It takes AGES to be as good as SEGA” – Saturn, SEGA
well done SEGA, your name spells AGES if you read backwards. just dont make slogans out of it. please. dont.

6. “Live in your world, play in ours” – PS2, Sony
Some how i dont think the machine in question can actually traverse the space-time plains and let you travel between dimensions. Bad Sony, dont lie.

5. “It’s good to play together” – Xbox, Microsoft
I think we can all see whats wrong with this.

4. “Touching is good” – DS, Nintendo
More innuendo than the above, and way more obvious about it.

3. “To be this good would take Sega ages” – CD32, Commodore
Ahh, you just gotta love the days when lawyers didnt exist. blatant slander there. love it.

2. “Genesis does what Nintendon’t” – Genesis, SEGA
the prelude to the worst ever. this is bad. and slanderous. but good on SEGA for wordplay. but still, ouch.

1. “Nintendo is what Genesisn’t” – Generic, Nintendo
Not only is it childish to respond to SEGA’s jealousy, but to use the same joke? very uninventive. and god damn thats hard to say first time round.

ok you can cry now.

well i think we can safely say Nintendo are the worst advertisisers ever, woth a total of FOUR in that list. oh the pain.